WHO ARE THESE BITCHES?

What are they? Are they models? Are they single??
Do they live in my area????????

Like all millennials we are part-time comedians and full-time teen model socialites.

We were nominated for the Best Newcomer Award at the 2014 Edinburgh Festival. We are still good mates (see pic) in spite of the fame. Celeste Dring is the tallest member of the duo by four inches. Parker is shorter (but stronger). 

A little note about important stuff: All the photographs you see on this site are by Bobby Goulding, with the exception of the live photo taken by Jim Lee.